Pokémon quotes

Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.

Ahh, don't get your underwear in a knot.

There's no sense in going out of your way just to get somebody to like you.

You look like a guy anyway!

Right now, I kinda wish that my mom named me Bob instead of Ash.

I'm an apple for a day and I need a doctor right away...

The chosen one? I feel more like the frozen one.

Let's eat fast so we can eat again!

It was an egg-cident! Get it? 'Egg?

She is trying to use rep... per... pre... what is it again? Oh, yeah! Perverse Psychology on me!

Mom, you're embarrassing me! In front of all these people? Don't you know I'm a big kid now?

Hahahahahahahah! Now we'll see who has the last quack!

I'm having a major hat crisis. Could you try to steal Pikachu some other time?

Treecko! Use your Tail Slap attack!

Eat righteous Ponyta dust!

Whoever smelt it dealt it!

For a second there I thought the floor was going to--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Where'd the ground go?

I have my own method of bending spoons. (bends the spoon with his hands) Ha! Muscle over mind!

If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are, and we won't bother you.

Uh, my name... is... Ketchup! No, wait! My name is really Tom Ato!

And I thought you were going to buy a stone to evolve yourself.

I thought I just heard someone say 'We're blasting off again' but we copyrighted that!

Being good guys for once would be super-dupulous!

I have no idea what just happened, but I'll gladly take credit for it.

(using a rental Pikachu doll) Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunder. I've been defeated so many times by Pikachu's attacks, I know them all by heart! Ahahahahahaha!

This steak is too well done. Take it back and make it rare.

Like, wow, don't I make like the COOLEST girl?

Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant!

Time for action, Weezing!

With enemies like that, who needs friends?

Drat, we wasted this episode cheering the good guys!

Team Rocket may be dirty rotten criminals, but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams! At least, not yet.

When it comes to catching Spinda, we sure are the Winda!

We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold!

(singing) A tisket, a tasket, a pokemon egg basket!

Well, I like to look at myself in my spare time.

Fruit doesn't grow on trees, you know!

Steal one, get one free!

Very funny. Carrots, peppers, and bugs! Everyone has something they don't like and I don't like bugs!

Pikachu, you're a Pika-pal!

We'd love to get up, Ash...unfortunately, you're STANDING on us.

If I want your opinion I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU!!!

Isn't that color a little bright for a ninja?

It's my own recipe which I call Misty's mystery stew, and it's got 47 secret ingredients.

Ash will never really be alone cause he's got... me.

Love is all about who lands the first punch!

Stop meddling in Team Rocket's affairs!

Okay, I'll talk! Take the elevator to see my boss!

We're pulling a big job here! Get lost, kid!

Don't touch the poster at the Game Corner! There's no secret switch behind it!

How can you not see the beauty of our evil?!

And I'll be happy to vouch for his insanity!

(after Pikachu accidentally zaps her bike to a crisp) My bike's been barbecued!!

But just between you and I, what I'm more interested in is traveling and seeing new places. (screams as she goes down a hill after being scared by a Duskull) I guess I... shoulda worn a... (crashes into a tree) helmet.

I think Romeo likes Juliet!

A left... and then a right. Or is it a right and then a left? Hmm... maybe the postcard's upside-down.

Everyone makes mistakes the first time around.

Oh, no! Wrong way! I want my mom!

Pika Pika!

PIKA-CHU-UUUUUUU!

We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of always looking at what is different... well, who knows?

There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling, is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all.

Even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the anwers? Give it some thought.

I now see that the circumstances of birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

It doesen't matter how far away a leader is from it's group, a leader is always a leader.

I'd better split before I catch loser-itis!

Huh? What are you doing falling into a hole? Some genius you are. Serves you right!