Soul Eater quotes

If the dark sky is me, then the sparkling stars are Tsubaki.

I'll never show you my tears. These are the tears of those who died with regrets. If there's a way to take away these regrets, I'll make sure I'll find it. If it's fear that you speak of, then I'll stand and face it. I'll never give up. The only time I lose is when I die!

It doesn't matter who they are, I won't forgive anyone who tries to stand out more than me.

I will be the Man who surpass God.

Face it kid, I'm much too big of a guy for you to handle and you know it. Do you see how the very ground shakes beneath me feet?

You don't understand anything, do you?! The most important thing isn't power, it isn't courage, it isn't even having friends! The only thing that matters is that you can rely on ME.

You should quake in fear of your impending death.

Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was.

Assassins Rule Number One - Silence: Dissolve in the darkness and erase your breath. Wait for an opening to attack your target.

If it's fear that you speak of, then I'll stand and face it. I'll never give up. The only time I lose is when I die!

Stars. Don't. Clean.

I am the great assassin Black Star! And I've come here to assassinate you all!

Dying now, my breath will be erased, okay?

YAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You can lean on me, Tsubaki.

I'm not going to let myself get beaten by a jar!

I'm just a dude who's way ahead of his time you know? Does that mean I was born too early because time can't keep up with me?

Assassins Rule Number Two - Transpositional Thinking: Analyze the target in order to predict his thoughts and movements.

Assassins Rule Number Three - Speed: Take out the target before the target notices your presence.

It could be real difficult to hide when you're as big a star as I am.

You can look high or low but you wont find a bigger guy than me!

Who cares about snow? Snow can't touch me, I could be naked out here and it wouldn't bother me at all.

London bridge is falling down dude!

Hey, Tsubaki, come out of there already. You haven't lost to him, have you? You can put on a better show than that, come back out on stage. Encore, encore. Tsubaki encore, give us an encore!

It's Me with a capital M! I'm the only one big enough to capitalize Me!

My name is Black Star. I'll surpass the power of the gods.

I'm Black Star. I'm on a whole different level than you. I'm a big man! I beat death! Who else can say that?!

Compared to a man as big as me you realize how small you are, don't you? I understand how you feel. Even I can be frightened by my own greatness. So I find it difficult to stand in front of mirrors.

Finishing Strike! Black Star Big Wave!

What's the point of worrying about the past? A real star keeps moving forward.

I'll never show you my tears. These are the tears of those who died with regrets. If there's a way to take away these regrets, I'll make sure I'll find it.

Soul! Soul! Are you okay?! You are going to be alright - Black Star is here for you now!! Open your eyes! One look at my big handsome face and you'll be cured for sure!

Sometimes I'm such a big star that I can't handle it.

The tattoo is a symbol of my family, the Star Clan. They were a clan of assassins. Everybody knew they would do anything for money. After a while killing people wasn't enough, they were hungry for even more power so they began hunting human souls. But now it's just me, I'm the last member of the Star Clan. 13 years ago their souls were taken by Lord Death and the Meisters from the Academy. At the time I was still a baby, so they didn't take my soul. That's when the school took me in. That's it. The end.

As long as I don't admit defeat, then it'll never be a loss!

My soul wave length just got taken away. I'm gonna miss it.

Alright then! Come here! Come over here, Black Star's giving you a big hug!

You wont be laughing once you taste our power of friendship!

If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can't guarantee your soul's safety.

Oh sorry, my hand slipped.

Can I shoot them now?

Tornado Flip!

Black Star, I can't come down, there's water. Carry me.

We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising.

If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!

Symmetry is key everything must be esthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!

This guy's a special kind of stupid.

Just look at it Liz, Patti, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right towards the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!

Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful.

I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!

Ooops....My finger slipped.

I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!

No, it can't be 7, say 8 damn it! 8 is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number 7 in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be 8 instead! 8 cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back I beg of you! Please say 8, PLEASE!

I'll ward off the water from above, can you handle the water on the ground? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are two of us here. This plan would be impossible alone. Quite an obstacle.

I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!

I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.

I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced.

Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance.

What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper, if I turn my back on this I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore.

You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot and reburied! You make me violently ill.

Man this guy is stupid, ugly and a bad shooter.

You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper, I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!

I'm worthless garbage who can't even write a straight looking K!

No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?

That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!

This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?

My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago.

It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple.

Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?

Nothing beats a cup of herbal tea in the morning.

Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!

Humming and the nightly news share a very tight connection indeed.

Victory and Glory!

Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect.

About the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party.

Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house.

A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day.

SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again.

I was all dried up. Yes, nothing could satisfy me anymore. I was but a shell of a man. An unspeakable emptiness grew deep within my heart. I became frustrated, sad, hollow. The gapping hole inside of me was growing larger everyday. Slowly consuming me from the inside out. At least until that day came.

FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?

My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much.

Number 58 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand?

My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas.

Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must peruse. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452 the five hour story telling party.

No autographs!

Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party.

To sum up, that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room.

Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!

One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes, that reminds me of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home.

Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations I am the holy sword Excalibur!

The fear of interacting with people...even I understand that one.

As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women.

Black Star, it's over between us.

After all cool men don't cheat on their partners, do they?

It's okay, cool guys see naked women all the time, I'm totally used to it.

Naked lady!

In the end the shape and form don't matter at all, it's only the soul that matters right? Nothing else.

What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?

I hope it's a cool morning. That's how cool days always start out. And a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible.

Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she is all hot and naked like that huh?

You know what they say! When in Rome eat lots of pasta!

Souls are so yummy.

If you forget your fear you become reckless.

Your soul is mine!

Anybody want to take the sexy kitty home? She's free.

Come out! Nap times over zombie!

I'm hungry! can we just get his damn zombie soul already?

You're stubborn and reckless, all you like to do for fun is read, so you're boring, and you have fat ankles.

I am your weapon partner Maka! That means I'm always prepared to die for my Meister!

What is this place? Where am I? Wherever it is, it's completely dark. I can't even see my own body. It hurts... Which way is up? Which way is down? Where am I supposed to go? Someone help me.

As far as I know music isn't picky about when it gets played.

You're the one who decides who you are.

It's not that you don't know how to interact with people. It's just that no one ever came to interact with you.

He's seriously crazy, he must be insane.

I refuse to let my fear control me anymore.

The legendary super-skill of the Scythe-Meister! Witch Hunter!

It doesn't hurt! It's not hot! I'm not scared! I will not be beaten!

MAKA CHOP!

People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger.

I was wondering. Do souls taste good? You seem to like 'em.

A sound soul dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.

Watch it, or I'll take your soul!

Stop looking at my soul you creep!

You men. All of you, you're horrible. Cheating on every woman. But you, you I actually decided to trust. I put my faith in you. I can't believe this. I wish that all of you would just die!

We might be scared but that's what makes us stronger!

Papa was only 18 years old when I was born. He used to read a lot of books to me back then.

42-42-564 whenever you wanna knock on deaths door.

What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter.

We have to find a way to face this scar.

I hate, hate, HATE everyone. But that’s okay. I can use my screams to blow them all away. I’m sure dead people are a lot easier to deal with.

Trusting someone not to hurt you... how idiotic is that?

I've never talked to a girl before. I don't know how to handle it.

The doors here only open one way. They open inward.

There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I could handle astronomy right now.

This much I know, my blood is black.

I don't like it, the dark circles under my eyes will come back and I don't know how to deal with the dark circles!

I bet dead people are easier to get along with.

I'm scared of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better.

Do you know where hell is? Inside your head.

I'mma... I'm not very good at talking with girls. They make me nervous.

I hate, hate, hate everyone.

Thumbtacks in my shoes would stick into my feet whenever I tried to walk. It would hurt. I don't think I could deal with that really.

I've never seen a man with a screw sticking out of his head before. I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with a guy like that!

I can't lose weight, I don't know how to deal with being any skinnier than I already am.

How did you learn of the reality that you speak of? The entire world is governed by the reasoning of dirty-minded adults. We're able to obscure reality according to our obsessions. We're never actually shown what reality is. In this case, the reality that you speak of is a half-baked nonsense that has been altered. Trying to conform this bullshit reality into the one you want is like trying to join two pieces of a puzzle that do not fit.

There is no inherent right or wrong in this world, those labels are just artificial constructs. Right and wrong are held by positions of authority. That is the way it's always been, so how then could anyone know this truth you speak of? Don't you see the reality is that truth long ago became nothing more than a shadow of itself; it's a mere echo of the past now... The world is one big moral gray area, it just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad, but that's not how it actually works.

To define true madness. What is it to be nothing else but mad?

I have a simpler motive. Experimentation and observation - that's all a true scientist cares about. And I am a scientist. Everything in the world is an experimental test subject, of course, that includes myself as well.

Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something, if you're gonna sue, go after the spirit first, okay?

This is fear. That's good then, I had forgotten what it felt like.

Are you helping because you're a doctor? Or is it because you're a Witch?

I can't seem to get my head on straight.

All the more reason to dissect one, before the whole species dies off.

I think I'd like to dissect you now!

You know about it, don't you, Witch Medusa? About the Kishin beneath the DWMA.

Fear is what creates order.

You don't feel as good on my foot now, change yourself back into a frog.

Nake, Snake, Cobra, Cobra.

Um well Miss Maka? Can you do me a favor and help me out with your father? I can't get him off my leg.

It will be alright, have faith in yourself. Crona, you will be a Kishin.

That's right, I said destory it.

You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!

*chuckles* Looks like your little kitties failed. The taste of victory is very sweet!

Excuse me... I'm not a microphone! I'm a chain scythe.

I'll admit, Black Star makes some dumb calls from time to time, but the important thing is I'm here to back him up no matter how big a fool he is. If we're fools, we're fools together, that's the kind of team we are.

Our souls, together till the end!

Silence means approaching quietly!

The Camellia Blossom also know as Tsubaki, is a flower without fragrance. It proclaims nothing, blooming in silence. When the blossomed pettles scatter, it's quietly tragic. I am Tsubaki. A silent flower without fragrance.

I have a friend who has helped me realize something. He's helped me see that a Camellia does have a fragrance!

When I fall it will be silent and tragic.

You guys are a team, you have to work together if you want to do anything! One person can't make a decision without the other, you decide together and you fight together!

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

Get your ass moving Kid!

Yeah it's going to be freaking awesome!

Yeah Kid you're not garbage. If you were garbage you would smell a lot worse so why don't we just get up and try again okay?

You better watch out! I can break your neck!

Giraffe! Giraffe! I love Giraffes!

Hey sis, I've been wondering. How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads?

*points at Black Star* What is that? Some kind of monkey? Yeah...it must be a monkey.

Now you're suddenly in a big rush to go? What's the point in hurrying, we're already three hours late.

The last time I let you do my eyebrows it took you a month.

I can see through you, you're lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!

We were born as weapons and we loved the power that came with it. Nothing could scare us. We walked around town like we owned the place, taking whatever we wanted whenever we wanted it. No one ever thought to ask what our lives were really like.

A sound soul dwells within sound skin and sound cuticles.

Free, we gotta inject the Black Blood into the Kishin, if we don't then Medusa is gonna slaughter us!

Ribbit.

Next time I really am going to kill you Medusa ribbit!

It's so lovely to have been born a Witch.

I can't stand that witch, stupid snake woman.

Pum, Pumkins, Smashing Pumkins!

Oh! My little scythey boy!

Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!

I never said I was a witch did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a strong mind, one that can get rid of the fear you feel?

Come with me. Overwhelming madness and power await.

You are calm and composed. You are able to see through things clearly at this age. You are outstanding. And... Always being able to make the correct judgments, not falling into darkness. Outstanding. "That won't do", "This is wrong". You reject any number of paths... Choosing your path with cynicism. What do you want to do? How are you going to do it? What is your motive? Where do you want to move forward to? Say it. Hmm? Fine. Then stick to the ground forever to move forward, you creep. You little coward who can only move forward by using the method of elimination. Until you found something to reject... You shall just lie on the ground helplessly.

There's nothing unusual here… The appropriate one stands in the appropriate place after the inappropriate ones have collapsed to the ground, defeated. There is nothing unexpected or odd about it. Because this is reality. Not one shred of uncertainty exists here. Not even fear, of course…

Sitting there in the dark, I had the chance to think about a lot of things, including the nature of the world itself. And after lengthy consideration, I realized something; When all is said and done, this world is an unknowable place. On the surface, all appears rational, orderly. But what lies beyond that thin veneer of reason? Stability and reality? Or chaos and madness? What are we really made of in the end? Is there truly any meaning to the lives we lead? Or are we nothing more than hollow vessels? These are questions we can never answer, because we cannot hope to see beyond the world's fragile layer of skin. So we live our lives filled with uncertainty, never knowing who or what we truly are, or what the future will bring. All we can do is imagine. Life becomes an unsolvable mystery with any number of twists and turns awaiting us. And that's enough to fill any soul with terror.

In the end the shape and form don't matter at all, it's only the soul that matters, right? Nothing else.

An apple a day keeps any one away, if you throw it hard enough!