Humanity Has Declined quotes

This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied.

Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.

I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.

Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.

The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.

The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?

We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.

I woke up feeling refreshed, after dreaming about a long shower. But of course, it was an illusion.

I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.

Well, nothing in life is ever certain.

I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?

It's simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are.

It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.

They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.

Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation.

The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.

And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins."

I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.

So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.

Necessary murder. Man must kill to live. That hasn't changed, even with humanity's decline. The situation has reached the point in which escape and refusal are no longer options, so I must act.

I found a job after graduation, but it was at the school. So much for sentimental farewells.

Children aren't sweet or innocent. The weird ones are left unchecked. It's rare to find anyone you can trust!

I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!

A politician in the past once said: "My secretaries did it all."

If you pity my existence, please eat me.