Dragon Ball quotes

It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you manage to prove you're an idiot.

So he killed my father and murdered my people. That means nothing to me. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak.

Kakarot! Dodge this next attack, if you can!.. But even if I miss you... THIS WHOLE PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOOOOKE!

Trunks, I never hugged you as a baby... let me hug you.

What's wrong Frieza? Is your brain another one of your weak and under used muscles?

You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep... his PRIDE!

You never thought to kill, or fight for revenge. Only to test your limits, and to push yourself beyond them, to become the strongest you could possibly be. How can a Saiyan fight like that, and at the same time be so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a fly? It makes me angry just thinking about it. But perhaps it is my anger that has made me blind to the truth for so long. I see it now. This day has made it all too clear. You're better than me, Kakarot. You are the best...

Don't remind me. I'm mad enough to hurt somebody and pounding you just might be the therapy I need.

Are you ready now, to witness a power not seen for thousands of years?

[Vegeta's last thought before he dies fighting Majin Buu] Bulma, Trunks. This is for you.

While I was with you guys, I became more human. I didn't like that. I even have a family and started to like living on earth.

Let me ask you. Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

There's only one certainty in life. A strong man stands above and conquers all!

Power comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need.

I'm so hungry, I can't even move.

The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.

It looks like they only want me, and that's exactly who they'll get.

Well, this blows.

How can androids have babies?

I could go one step farther if I wanted to.

That's what you think, Captain Cocky!

Hey! It looks like now is a good time to do a little tail fishing!

I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster. (To Frieza)

Where is your tail? (Searching for tail in Bulma's butt)

Sorry, I saw an opening that just screamed 'ATTACK,' so I did, ha!

Gohan, you showed me that power is nothing without being guided without love.

Sometimes, we have to look beyond what we want and do what's best.

Even with the energy you took from me, my power is still far greater than your own.

Not bad, for an early prototype.

My ears do more than just frame my face.

I'm not going to lie to you, Vegeta, although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth. Goku devoted his life to protecting the lives of other. Because of his selflessness, when he died, he was allowed to keep his body and travel to King Kai's Planet. You, on the other hand, have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You've caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward.

Hey hun! I've got a great idea, let's trade! Yo take my spot and I'll fight Hercule!

(after Goku moves a huge boulder all by himself) Krillin wants everybody to know he's speechless right now.

It looked like it was going to be germ warfare, but the Bacterian fight got me ready for that.

First it was that sewer-face and now I'm up against a superhero.

(after Master Roshi tells him they have to dig in a farm) First we're the milkmen, and now we're stinkin' farmers. We never did this in Orin Temple.

You're about to find out what it's like to fight a real super saiyan...and I'm not talking about Goku.

Father, you're so tough and proud, hard and cold like a rock. But still, deep down, your heart beats like mine does... I know you feel... I'm your son and I will always love you.

[clapping] A beautiful speech, I can see it now, you truly are a prince with the royal blood of a Saiyan.

Tell me, are all you Saiyans so full of yourselves? Is this how you hide your incompetence? We androids will always be superior to your kind.

(Master Roshi is reaching for Launch's buttocks as Krillin barges in and makes him angry) Do you time this?

But, you will not go in there with hopes of winning the tournament the first time you compete. To do so would be arrogant! And arrogance is for fools, not warriors! So you will enter the tournament with the sole purpose of improving your fighting skills.

Yamcha, I was worried about you. For all I knew, you were dead in a ditch in a country you can't pronounce. You'll have to make this up to me. And you're going to enjoy it.

Look Goku, you can go out in public and have your hair sticking out in every direction if you want to, but not me!

Death is simply another stage of our life.

There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection. It is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.

Gohan, let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach.